"I Won't Revise" -- (to be sung to the tune of "I Will Survive")

At first I was afraid, I was petrified!
Kept thinking I could never pass with no revision guide
But then I spent so many nights,
Getting all the questions wrong,
And I grew strong,
And I learned I could scrape along.

I won't look back, to any place,
When I can swallow fifteen cans and get completely off my face,
I would have revised by the clock,
I would have had no spare time free,
If I'd thought for just one second my exams would bother me.

So all my notes, are on the floor,
Don't even try to tempt me or I'll head right out the door...
Weren't you the one who tried to get me to revise?
You think I'd crumble?
You think I'd aim towards the skies?

Oh no, not I!
I won't revise!
Unless I die of beer stains,
I know I'll stay alive,
Though my money's at an end,
and I've no overdraft to spend,
I won't revise, I won't revise!!

Hey hey!
It took all the strength I had,
Not to act the part,
But in the end my real revision didn't even start.
I used to sit at home at night,
feeling guilty by myself,
I used to try, but now I hold my head up high,
And you see me! Somebody new!
I'm not that mixed up person who wants a good degree.
So if you feel like dropping in, chances are that I'll be free,
Coz I've done sod all revision, and I'm failing Psychology!

Oh no, not I! I won't revise,
I think that I may scrape an E,
But I could be telling lies!
Let the lecturers all storm,
My bed's far too nice and warm,
I won't revise, I won't revise!