What Gender?

• ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them
• SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles
• KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs
• SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out
• COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up; because it's an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed; and it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed
• TYRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated
• HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it; and, of course, there's the hot air part
• SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water
• WEB PAGE - female, because it is always getting hit on
• SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up
• HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom
• HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around
• REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider; it gives men pleasure; he'd be lost without it; and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying