French Football World Cup Jokes

What's the difference between a Wonderbra and France?
A Wonderbra has decent support and a cup.

What's the difference between France and Grimsby fishermen?
Grimsby fisherman score quite regularly and know where the back of the net is.

What's the difference between a mini and Barthez's goal?
You can only fit 2 comfortably in the back of a mini.

Why does Barthez sweat so much when he's excited?
Because he's a twat.

What's the difference between a new student and the French?
After two weeks a student has managed to score at least once.

What's the most expensive ticket on the black market in Japan?
The next flight from Tokyo to Charles de Gaulle.

What's the difference between France's and China's World Cup campaign?
3 days.

What's the difference between France's World Cup campaign and Garlic?
Garlic has influence and tends to linger around longer then French football.

What's the difference between French Football and the Euro?
The whole of Europe is united in it's view on French Football.