E-moonies
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons",
where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively.
Well, how about some 'E-Moonicons'? Here goes:
| (_!_) | a regular ass | (_o_) | an ass that's been around |
| (__!__) | a fat ass | (_O_) | an ass that's been around even more |
| (!) | a tight ass | (_X_) | leave my ass alone |
| (_._) | a flat ass | (_zzz_) | a lazy ass |
| (_^^_) | a bubble ass | (_o^^o_) | a wise ass |
| (_*_) | a sore ass | (_E=mc2_) | a smart ass |
| (_!__) | a lop-sided ass | (_13_) | an unlucky ass |
| {_!_} | a swishy ass | (_$_) | money coming out of his ass |
| (_x_) | kiss my ass | (_?_) | dumb ass |