E-moonies

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons",

where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively.

Well, how about some 'E-Moonicons'? Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass (_o_) an ass that's been around
(__!__) a fat ass (_O_) an ass that's been around even more
(!) a tight ass (_X_) leave my ass alone
(_._) a flat ass (_zzz_) a lazy ass
(_^^_) a bubble ass (_o^^o_) a wise ass
(_*_) a sore ass (_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_!__) a lop-sided ass (_13_) an unlucky ass
{_!_} a swishy ass (_$_) money coming out of his ass
(_x_) kiss my ass (_?_) dumb ass