Blonde Jokes

How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day?
She has a tampon behind her ear and she forgot where she put her pencil.

How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in in an M&M factory and tell her to sort the sweets into alphabetical order.

What's an intelligent blonde?
A Golden Retreiver

What do you call eternity?
4 blondes in 4 cars at a roundabout.

Why do brunettes take blondes shopping with them?
So they can park in the handicap spaces.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been in your fridge?
A: Lipstick on the cucumbers

Why was the blonde staring at the Orange juice container for an hour?
It said: 'concentrate' on the label

How is a blonde like a postage stamp?
You lick'em, stick'em and send them on their way.

Do you know why they don't let blondes work for the M&M company?
They keep throwing away the W's.

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
Knock on the Door.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell, she's got the grenade in her mouth!

One day a blonde had a doctor appointment. She went into the doctor's office and was told to sit down on the examination table. The doctor went over the blonde, put his stethoscope over her heart and said, "Big breaths." To which the blonde replied, "Yeah, I know and I'm only sixteen."

How do you know when a blonde's been sending e-mail?
You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.